Greeting all Ripe Plums, The incurable ague of 'Premature Prunification' is not only a result of self inflicted pomposity, arrogance, deceitfulness; other odious unsocial behavior, and a tendency to engage in solitary sex: it can be hereditary. In such cases it is contagious.
Thus a golf club manager was born a little prune and grew into a bigger one, where his wrinkles deepened, his flesh dried up, his pip went soft, and his kernel withered. Cunningly diagnosing the symptoms of Premature Prunification in the club President and Vice President, he gleefully passed on the virus and they are now incurably infected.
Fear not Oh Sweet Juicy Plums; inoculate yourselves against this ailment by following the advice of www.happyacornclub.com membership certificate; don,t cheat or steal, tell the truth, be polite. Enjoy the fellowship of good happy sensible plums, share jokes and comradeship; and above all, take care of your knees.
A picture of the ravages of premature Prunification can be seen on this site.
Blossoms be upon you.
Archpip Plumtree.
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