Friday, March 27, 2020

Women, wake up. Your hour has come.

WOMEN WAKE UP.

Wake up women, your time has come.
Man wrote the Gospels. Thus man's 'dominion over' all other creatures was not given to him by God, man gave it to himself. Persecution, inequality, wars, and now a pandemic, 'man'has failed the human race.

Every woman must now insist that this 'dominion over', especially over you, is removed.This absurd 'dominion over, is an intellectual monstrosity, a cancer that has lead to cruelty and abuse of women. The women bear man's children, yet man wants dominion over, what a colossal impertinence!!
The human animal has a vastly superior brain than other animals, and it makes far greater sense that our intelligent creator gave the human animal responsibility for all other life.

As women were given the same brain as men, it makes sense and is of crucial importance that this responsibility is shared by all women.

This new thinking and intelligent change to responsibility, brings to an end all religious oppression of religions. Equality halts all genital mutilation, and other repressive traditions and customs imposed on women. Jesus said, "set my people free", and we can be sure He meant both men and women. The 'freedom' he spoke of, was the freedom of the human mind, and the ability for intelligent thinking, from which civilization advances. Women now have to be included, and are entitled to an equal share of the human evolutionary process.

The 'responsibility' is for all other life, plants, insects, reptiles, the animals on the land, birds in the air,and fish in the sea. The welfare of all things that come to life and die, are the prime human responsibility, given them by our creator. It can be assumed that the intention is our stewardship of the planet Earth, has to be carried out in accordance with the given intelligence. This new management might take a look at the level of world population, and wonder aloud if it ought decrease.

In a flash of time, the population of the world becomes aware of everything that defies human intelligence. All human activity that plunders, pillages, pollutes, poisons or damages the planet in any way, can be seen as stupid and must stop.

There has to be a 'new dawn' in the way people think about creation, and understand it is a continuous process. All living things continue to evolve and change, the very continents on which we live, the mountains we climb, are moving. The human animal should understand they are part of this process, protect and preserve existing life, and try to pass on a better world than the one they were born into. Such an attitude will enrich their soul, and bring riches beyond the dreams of avarice or personal gain.

It will open open up the deeper beauties of human existence, a fascination of all life, of equality, justice, peace, friendship, and the sweetness of love.

I am Frederick C Webb. Author of the Plum Tree Faith, a little pink book that rids the human mind of clutter, now for sale on Amazon Kindle, it will open up your mind


Sunday, September 8, 2019

Sovereignty


Greetings to all people of joyful juices, who love life on planet Earth.

Sovereignty is not something a nation can delegate. It either is or is not a 'sovereign state' Having sworn an oath of allegiance to the Queen, and frequently argued that they are a 'sovereign democracy', our politicians then believe they have the authority to transfer the sovereignty to the EU, but they do not. have this right.
Such a transfer denies the population their democratic rights.
The basic facts are: 17.4 million voted to leave the EU, but 450 politicians, democratically elected,  will not let us leave.
This results in a Monty Python parlament, protesting that the parrot is not dead!
In an earlier post, 'honesty', I reported I'd reminded Dr Welby John of 14.6 'I am the truth', and as our politicians ignore their oath and democracy, so Welby ignores  his God.
I am all for our saviours, "forgive them for they know not what they do", but I cannot accord the same clemency to arrogant politicians and a mute Dr Welby. He has the power to make the deciet public, why not do so? Who will get God's thunderbolt through the ceiling, him or me!!
I wrote to the Daily Mail, copy to Dr Welby, asking them to disclose Ted Heath's deceit, His published papers state, "no need to tell the electorate of the 'mission creep'. In order to get us accepted, the 'mission creep' ,was  the undisclosed conditions he agreed to. [Giving away our fishing rrights, control of our judiciary, the making of laws, the open borders, and much minute legislation, even down to warnings about the content of blogs]
A news agency suggested to me, that the EU drafted these conditions: both Heath and they are culpable. They are perhaps the source of President Trumps advice to sue the EU, possibly based on US intelligence. As to Mrs May's £39 billion, was this the price of the key to the EU back door? Another Tory PM; arranging a fixit brexit to her design. British people will  be fools to trust any agreement..
After three years, we have to face it, the economic argument will never be resolved, it is a running sore. It has split the country and families asunder, and will cause aggravation and unrest at all lecvels for generations, but there is a way to resolve this perpetual agony.  British MP's must admit that Ted Heath deceived the country; that they have broken their oath's of allegiance, and this confession will make it easier for the population to accept a no deal.
Then, in the light of this honesty, hold an immediate election.
.Every party manifesto must state they will use our trade deficit with the EU, to forge a specifically trade agreement, and that there will never be any political control from the EU or another county..
This will cauterize the running sore that is Brexit,  and get Britain back to being a united country.

I think I have a duty to expose this deceit, as might any others, most particularly Dr Welby, The press and t/v have to give up the propaganda, trust the people, and tell them the truth.

"Set my people free", we all know who said that, and the only way to freedom, is to sever all political ties with the EU, and leave without a deal.

Blossoms and Blessings, Archpip Plumtree.

Sunday, March 31, 2019

honesty

God is the truth.
Thus honesty must be the prime message and purpose of the Archbishop Of Canterbury and for him to know the truth, and not speak it, is sinfully deceitful.
This Archpip Plumtree wrote and told him that:-
a. Ted Heath had deliberately deceived the electorate, and
b. Following that, our MP's routinely broke their solemn 'oath of Allegiance' and continued to deceive the British people.
[This from a group of people elected to represent us!!]

Dr Welby's office replied that he and his Bishops were entitled to take part in the debate.
Debate!! They are as dedicated to remaining in the EU, as they are to worshipping the bible.
A Jesuit boasts, "give me a boy until he is seven, and he's mine for life", and in a similar way, the Archbishop is convinced he knows what is best for us. They do not debate the EU, he and his Bishops groom and frighten people with a 'we know best certainty' that they believe is backed by God;
they would wouldn't they'.

Like politicians, they are not inconvenienced by something as trivial as the truth.
But let me tell them and ever other person alive, without honesty, you become a human animal, one without inner human values, and without ethical or moral compass.
You have turned yourself  into a  Yahoo, inhuman, rude,coarse, and violent.
If people were all honest and responsible, full of human kindness, "loved one another", and were "set free" as Jesus preached, then we would all think a lot more about how we live our life on earth, and a lot less about death and the hereafter.
Let us all live life as happy dancing plums, not as shrivelled up unthinking withered prunes.
Blessings and Blossoms
Archpip Plumtree

Thursday, October 18, 2018

The 'Flack' of Dr Welby

The 'Flack' of Dr Welby.
It seems out venerable Archbishop, highly educated, a man of business, the 'the' man of the people, is unable to spell.
Flock, is the assortment of congregations up and down the country, to which his church administers their version of the teachings of Jesus. It is such an interesting account of life after death, it guarantees the attendance of people over 80 years of age, and others with terminal illness.
Truly a jolly night out.
To entice the alcoholics and the starving, they describe a glass of watered down cheap wine, and a  biscuit, as 'communion'. This they state is communion with God, but in a modern world, eating flesh and drinking blood, is better suited to things other than affection.
Could not the focus be on a happy life here, one we can enjoy, as opposed to one we are asked to imagine happens to us in the 'here' after.
A practical word; fun after we are dead, is a great deal cheaper than the fun we have wen we are alive.
Then a practical thought on his 'Flack,' the bombs in midair that shoot us down.

If you held the purse of the world, why pay for anything now? Everyone dies,  if you can persuade people that something better will come, tomorrow, then no need to spend a penny.
The church has some £15 billion invested, owns property in thousands of prime sites, and then asks you to give to the poor?
I went to Sunday school, Jesus rode about on a donkey,or walked. Where did all this money and cathedrals come from? Three or four hundred years ago, a man could be hung for poaching a rabbit. and one hundred years ago, kids died of starvation, rickets, malnutrition, or TB.
I suppose in those days, the church was utterly skint, voiceless.
And now an EU directive, tells me I can be sued for upsetting a citizen of the EU!
I am not allowed to say, "The king is in the altogether!" and neither are you, or anyone else.
Frederick the Archpip Plmtree.

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

World Truth Summit Interview



WORLD TRUTH SUMMIT INTERVIEW.

On Thursday 24 Th May, I was interviewed by Elsa Schieder, of World Truth Summit, who was visiting from Montreal. This is the first time I've been interviewed,  and I had no advance notice of the questions. Elsa is a delight to be with, and below is what she has to say about me.

"Frederick Webb keeps looking forward. He has always tried to make things better. It wasn't appreciated when he was a child. But it's been a lifelong quest. He's always thinking [about reality, about bringing up children, about the nature of 'god'] He's always creating [for instance, games for children, especially very young children, under 5] He's always writing [for instance, on 'the Pinkness'] He wants to reach people.

Frederick is decades past 50 - he's 80. And he has so much yet to accomplish. He's love to reach more people, to touch more people with his vision of the nature of god [his Plumtree faith] And he'd love his gentle games to reach lots more little children.

Website www.frederickwebb,co,uk

Books :- The Plum Tree Faith; My Knees are My Children; The Zombie at the Sandy Palms Golf Clyb; The Chronicles of Bruiser the Cat; The Vowels Owls; Saffron Lady [a romantic comedy]

Children's Games. The All England Sprout Tossing Contest; Vowels Owls sorting game; Read Write, Count, star jump and song.

Happy Acorn Club: - A section of my web site, with Parenting ideas and fun, helping 'little acorns' grow into mighty oaks.

Sunday, March 18, 2018

Thinking

Thinking is the God given attribute that defines man, it separates the human being from all the other animals.
The Christian religion and the various denominations, all insist their followers must believe, 'thinking' is banned! .This immediately turns the 'brain' factory into a warehouse, locked and barricaded, as if it alone holds everything of spiritual value.
Why, they would say, "if Jesus was alive today, and we gave him a Rolls Royce, He'd insist on walking, or riding on a donkey".
It seems every religion of this day, has armies of priests and worshipers, whose principal goal in life, is to knock round pegs into square holes; and what is worse, if they don#t go in, their solution is to buy a bigger mallet.
These are the same people that speak of an 'Almighty and Everlasting God', who watches these fruitless antics with a mixtures or Rage, disbelief,and hilariity'
Archpip Plumtree.
[Buy the Plumtree Faith on www.frederickwebb.co.uk

Friday, February 23, 2018

SUI Sublime Universal Intelligence

SUI, Is the Sublime Universal Intelligence, this is why mankind, from the beginning of time, felt the need to worship a God.
Primitive man needed to see 'God' in a concrete form, these figures became the 'Craven Images', which the Prophets of the Old Testament' replaced by a belief in a Higher Being. To this 'Being' were accorded all the moral and ethical human values, as adjudged worthy by these prophets. That they are still worshiped today, is evidence of the Prophets sagacity and love of humanity. It also encourages us to wonder if they received 'outside help' and this outside help came from SUI, the Sublime Universal Intelligence.
However, when humans take over and assume control of something beyond their understanding, there is a compulsion to put in some of their own ideas. Jesus arrived to correct these misconceptions, but priestly power was more important than truth, so they killed him. Since His cruxifiction, the world has been in almost continuous conflict, perhaps SUI thinks we are all too thick, and has not forgiven us for killing Jesus?

With men writing the 'rules book' it opened up the opportunity to control women with regulations, they did this and assumed a superiority which is now being proved superficial.

There was also an opportunity for the despots to add a few of their own rules, and the messages of the Bible, are now challenged; much is flawed. Many statements put in as facts, have now been disproved by science. But the essential goodness remains, the Bible just needs an up to date edit.

The human body is in two parts, the body; and the soul. This soul is composed of thoughts, or belief, and is indestructible. Death kills the body, but not the belief.

Thoughts can travel anywhere in the Universe, in an instant. Thoughts have no body mass or tangible discoverable quantities; they simply exist, as does the imagination. Thus, the second your mind 's imagination completes the picture of where you want to be, it is there in an instant. If you had no body, or your body is dead, there is nothing to inhibit the soul; it can fly to anywhere in the universe; in an INSTANT.

Recently a star was discovered that is 8.000 light years distance from earth. If a planet circulating that star supports life, that is where your soul may one day go to; and it will be your Heaven, a collection of all your happy memories and ideas, like a pearl within your soul..

I had an out of body experience, I looked down at my lifeless body, and wondered why I was up above the curtain rail, instead of in bed. I instructed my body to scratch its chest, and when it did I was back in my body. SUI is responsible for all the incredible 'coincidences' that caused life on Earth, and this Sublime Intelligence is working throughout the Universe, we name it God. Let us hope SUI likes us!


Sunday, January 7, 2018

The Great Deceit

The Christian religion is not telling the truth. In some cases it is by mistake, in others it is to deliberately mislead, and their insistence that worshippers blindly follow their teachings, destroys much human happiness. Their levels of falsehoods and contradictions need to be expunged from their gospels. Let us express our love of God, of each other, and the joy of life on earth.
     God is present in every human being, He is our conscience, our sense of what is right or wrong, and we are honest because He is with us. Dishonesty has no place in our love of God or in our love of each other. The ultimate expression of love between two people, is a sexual love, where the intensity of affection finds expression in surrendering to sublime desires, giving Heaven sent bliss, crowned by ecstasy, followed by the glow of peaceful and total relaxation. It is the perfect therapy for worldly cares, and the foundation stone of a happy  life between man and woman, or others in love. To state that it is purely for procreation, is a silly stupid lie.
     God gave us a brain to think with; it is not for remembering. The brain is a factory, not a warehouse. and the for religion to ask us to believe without questioning, and deny our God given powers of thought, is a huge deceit. Christianity is born of times past, and based on the gospels and Bible, written over 2,000 years ago. [There are magnificent truths, but too many deceits]
     Mankind has moved on from the days when it was 'believed' the sun revolved around the Earth, and has 'created' the arts of music, painting, literature, and film, we have discovered the wonders of the universe, air transport, the mobile phone, and scientific discoveries, especially in medicine, beyond the wildest imagination of anyone alive in biblical times, yet we are expected to believe in their unchanging religion!
     God, according to them, is everlasting and all seeing, He must have noticed these changes, and He probably inspired many of them. {Is He asking me to write these words?] It seems that God was not content to leave the world as Christianity tells us, but is encouraging us to be creative. Creation did not happen, past tense, it is happening all around us, human intelligence continually increases, discoveries are made, continents shift, and mountains rise.It is clear that creation is a continuing process, and we are here to play our part in God's work. We have to understand that we are not here to damage or pollute the earth, but  to cherish and protect it.
     In tandem with this, comes the obvious deceit that God gave man 'dominion' over the Earth and all life upon it. This cannot be true, for God in his infinite wisdom would know that this 'dominion over', would come to the minds of some men as meaning 'ownership of'', and this is the seed  corn of all tyrants, the cause of most wars, second only to the violence, wars and discord between various factions that claim to represent Him!
      The desire for ownership and control of land and people, the fanatical beliefs of religions, these are the two elements that have caused generations of enslavement and murder of the innocent.
     These are he people for whom Jesus spoke, "set my people free", that is why the powerful murdered Him.
     Every time a person speaks out against injustice or malpractice,it follows this usual course. First comes the denial, with outrage from the accused, then comes the cover up. Was the resurrection of Jesus a cover up?  Did the authorities steal his body, and then put out the elaborate story He had 'ascended into Heaven'? The horrific crucifixion, was calculated to send out the strongest message to quell any dissent. Yet the power of His words must have created a mood within the people, and to counter this, they put out the news Jesus had gone to Heaven. to join His Father. This was true of hs soul, but not his body.
      The came Easter, the communion, the drinking of His blood, the eating of His flesh, a ritualised grooming, handed down for centuries, gathering belief and piety. These and the celebration of the crucifixion, are nothing but  macabre illustrations of the gullibility of mankind.
    We all have within our minds, the ability to converse with God, to discuss all aspects of our life, and human existence, our hope our fears. By these means, we are helped to see what is right and what is wrong, what makes sense and what does not; of that which He approves, condones, forgives, or condemns. The basis of true human life, is a Holy Trinity of words; Honesty, Responsibility, and Courage. It is time all the people of this planet, God's world, embraced these three words, and spoke of them to the incredible and indivisible intelligent life form that permeates our planet and the universe. When we converse freely with God, we will be able to meet the wishes of Jesus, and  with His help, 'set ourselves free'..
      May this bring peace on earth, and goodwill in all mankind. My prayers are that this real and kindly God, will somehow become a presence in your lives, and increase your joys of life on planet earth.
Frederick C Webb.


Friday, December 1, 2017

marine responsibility

God gave mankind the responsibility for all life on this planet, those alive today, have a celestial leasehold on Earth, and this lease is a full repairing lease. It ensures that what is handed down to the next generation, has not been damaged by the previous one.
This duty of care is not imposed upon us, with penalties for breaking the terms; it is imposed upon us by our God given brains. No thinking person can condone this pollution of our oceans, and the awful and unnecessary injuries and death caused to marine creatures.
The Plumtree Faith insists that God is rational and intelligent, He gave us brains to think with,. Religions came along, and replaced thought with belief.in the gospels. A 2.000 year old Bible, could not possibly have foreseen the plastic pollution nightmare.
We live in the present, not the past, and need to take a look at our spiritual life on Earth, examine our consciences, and if we see something is wrong,  put it right.
Religious leaders have to learn how to speak with God; It is simple, open your minds, ask Him what he thinks, and He will tell you..
Thinking like this is the only true way to worship our creator, who wants us to help Him in the continuing process of creation and advance of civilisation on Earth; it is our major purpose.
Archpip Plumtree.

Saturday, July 15, 2017

alarm clocks

My sisters friend May, was married to a chap who worked shifts, but liked to read books. The travelling library came at 11.00 am, he was off shift at 6.00 am, and asked May to wake him when the library came.
She did this, and he was not thankful, he was so irritated, he picked up the alarm clock - his fail safe - and threw it at her. It hit her on the leg, and was extremely painful.
The marriage life support functions, excluding sex, continued without either saying more than essential words..
Some four days later, the contrite husband said, "I.m sorry I threw the alarm clock, and that it hurt you".
"Yes it did hurt, but thanks be it was not the Grandfather clock".

This blog is about waking you up to a real life, blessings on those that tell their friends
Archpip Plumtree.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

genetic soul

Sometimes, even scientists, because there is 'nothing there',  make a discovery. A 'Black Hole' seems to be just that, a space with nothing in it. [On earth this frequently occurs in the brains of a class of people known as politicians.]
The 16 chromosomes of each gender, combine to create a child.
The undiscovered element of human conception, could be something beyond the ken of science, it is the continuation of the lovers heartfelt desires, cut short by our death, but undetected, and living on in their children.
It is what mankind does not know, that underwrites the continued advance of civilization, and the undiscovered which fills our minds with wonder.
Blessings and blossoms
Archpip Pumtree.

Monday, May 8, 2017

The Soul Ship

Astronomers tell us of  distant stars, all of them like our sun, eight light years away from earth. And there are other stars, even more distant. Our sun has planets, and our planets have moons; so in much the same way as our oceans have islands, might not life exist on other planets or some of these moons?
Men dream of being shipwrecked on a sun drenched pacific island, and then rescuing a lovely lady from shark infested waters, who, in their minds, will be a fantastic lover; and 'head cook and bottle washer'.;plus other attributes
.Unlike any ladiy of our civilization, who after centuries of tolerance still awaits recognition of equality to males; this 'rescue female' will be so grateful, that with a smile on her face,she will accept her status.as defined by earthly man. A Battersea dog's home bitch, who'se grateful, and wags her tail!?
To such planets in the universe, do men's souls travel, it is their 'Heaven'.
But, may we ask, where is the destination for the soul of a woman?
It seems to me, that religious doctrines and practices, written exclusively by men, have never considered what is 'Heaven' to women.
A vacuum cleaner, a washing machine, and a dish washer perhaps; for which they must give tearful and deeply emotional thanks to God?.
The 'men' who fulfilled God's promise on earth, as defined by their earthly manipulators [priests],are promised many virgins in 'Heaven''. Have the prophets done their maths??
My arithmetic and understanding of the profit motive, sees this as a 'Heaven sent' opportunity for celestial doctors, who can now 'charge the earth' for hymen replacement. This will be huge compensation for suffering the inconvenience of patients who were unable to fall ill between the hours of 9.00 - 5 PM.
Let us queue at the corn circles for our 'soul ship', programmed by an intelligence beyond the computers of any silicon valley, and with our thoughts - our soul- bundled up in something we call our mind; leave our bodies and this earth behind. Then let some universal intelligence, recognize us as seeds, who willingly give permission to be sewn on any planet suited to us.
Blessings and Blossoms
Archpip

Sunday, March 26, 2017

A Practical God

Does God exist to help us while we are alive, or is He only interested in us; after we are dead? Using my brain and my imagination, supplied to all of us by our creator, I often ask for celestial support, and discuss my life and life in general with 'The Pinkness', a God I can relate to, and the indirect support of clarification of my desires and of my mind, is always given.
The Archbishop of Canterbury, is God's current representative on earth, and here is an extract of my letter to him.

"At Sunday School in 1943, I was told Jesus said "set my people free", drove the money lenders from the temple, and walked among the people, curing the sick and needy. No mention of Him living in a palace, or preaching from a cathedral.

Here are four major interferences with our freedom.
1. BT, a non government body, has imposed a poll tax - line rental - of up to £230 pa on every household, it swallows our winter heating allowance. The line rental charge must be abolished immediately
2. Doctors have to understand that as sickness and accidents are random events, they have to find a way of being contacted if need arises.
3. The tax threshold should be raised to a level above the cost of essentials. This could be paid for by stopping the outflow of building profits and rental income to offshore companies, and ensuring the rich pay their dues, a boost to the economy of £30 billion pa.
4. Please remind MP's, that democracy destroyed the divine right of kings. It did not transfer it to a collective cronyism. No delegation to Quango's etc, the buck must stop with them.

Each day I imagine I am reflecting on these points with an outside supreme intelligence, who agrees they diminish the freedoms of people. Please imagine you are discussing these points with your Lord and Master, and let us know His answer."

My letter was acknowledged; but there is no news of what his God said.
It seems that a few homosexuals seeking love, and Genisis 3,500 rule that sex outside marriage is a sin, is of far more importance than the happiness of millions of people.

That he might reflect on his inertia, I sent him a copy of Plum Tree Faith,
Blessings and Blossoms
Archpip Plumtree

Thursday, February 9, 2017

responsibility

With tummy full of 30 plastic bags, a beached whale is put down. How many whales and other creatures are being killed by man's pollution/
The Chinese are now offering £75,000 for one rhino horn, and the 'save the Rhino charity ask for a £5.00 donation. Are they aware of the annual pay of a Rhino poacher??!
Donkeys are worked to death, Tuna are over-fished, without any thought of his responsibility, man will do anything for profit,
If God gave man dominion over all other life,He expected man to be responsible in His eyes for the use of this power: in this man fails Him.
In the light of experience, could it be that the Bible is wrong, and that God did not give man dominion over; he gave them responsibility for.
Or did He offer mankind a challenge, and assume that with His benign offices, good people would accept this responsibility, and thereby understand the wisdom to be attained by freedom of thought.
In summary, God does not place restrictions upon mankind, He invites man to live up to His standards.
Mankind has a lot to learn, me too..
Archpip Plumtree

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

The Little Pink Book

Last week I took delivery of my newly published book, 'Plum Tree Faith', and gave a copy to a delightfully positive lady "whose true vocation was to rule the world" For some days there was no news, I expected the severest criticism, then, joy of joys, today she telephoned with that pinnacle of plaudits, "I picked it up and could not put it down".
At the time I was e-mailing my nephew, and so I said to him, the only thing that should interrupt the joy of a good book, is the supreme joy of making love.
Perhaps I now have license to indulge in some sales promotion, but there is no point.
Unless you are making love. right now you should buy this book, if you are making love - please take your time -  but once you are disentangled and feeling free, log on to www.frederickwebb.co.uk, and buy this little book.
"It has more new ideas than 2,000 years of sermons".
As few people visit this blog, multiply the enjoyment, spread it out on the internet
 and buy more copies for your friends.
Love andf Blossoms
Archpip Plumtree.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Christmas

Christmas.
Walking back home with my nephew, a new Vicar, I pointed to some rain clouds and said. "Look at those clouds, have a word with your boss, we don't want to be rained on". He replied,
"I'm in sales, not management".
That was forty years ago, and looking at the world today, I see a great need for better management. Looking at current wars and unrest, one has to say religions are not good at management. Some are good at domination and oppression, very heavy handed with 'thou shalt not', but not offering any 'thou shalt'. Bearing in mind we celebrate 'peace on earth and goodwill to all men', it seems the message to "set my people free" has been lost.
We spend one day a year living as God expects us to do, and 364 days filling Him with bewilderment and possibly despair. Small wonder that since we murdered His messenger, He has had nothing to say to us. We have to struggle on with a book 2,000 years old, interpreted by robed men whose job depends on convincing us nothing has changed; but it has.
 The Archbishop wrings his hands, piously urges us to take in refugees and give to the poor; but has nothing to say to the war mongering empire builders, nor a whisper about blatant tax avoidance. It is as if his intentions are to protect the causes of his piety.
Thus there can be no request for vicars to take up management.
But there can be a clarion call for management to take up God.
Give value to the customers, don't just 'say' they are important, but 'treat' them as important, and help improve the quality of their life, not merely the quantity of your profits.
By using your God given imagination, listen to the voices of the 'little people'.
Archpip Plumtree

Thursday, November 24, 2016

trumps

Trumps are the declared suit in card games, such as whist and bridge. In whist, the trump suit is declared to the players. In bridge the four players 'bid'for which suit should be trumps, and the winning bidder, 'declares' his best suit as trumps.
When a player has many high cards, such as aces and kings, he can vote to play in 'no trumps' and win his tricks without them.
Donald Trump, is now president of the USA. He knows that an ace can be beaten by the deuce of trumps, that kings sitting on the wrong side of an ace are of little value, and that the last eleventh, twelfth, or thirteenth cards, be they 4,3,and 2, make aces and kings worthless.
The aces, kings, queens, and jacks, have traditional status and position, but if there are but two of them in a hand, opposing six small trump cards in another hand, then the trumps will triumph.
A hand with many trumps, will beat the hand with many aces.
The world has been changed by Donald Trump.
He has sidelined the protocol whereby lackeys can elevate themselves above their competence. His truth is seen as brutal, but passengers and parasites have no place in his plans. He needs solid rock to build on. Great Britain, a haven to all hereditary incompetents, need must wake up to this change.
And so must all religions.
We have had enough of 2000 years of dogma. We ask the church, what has your everlasting and immortal God, got to say about the feelings of the 'flock' whose democratic rights are being overturned by the 'shepherds' entrusted to their care?
Trump wants to change the way we are governed.
The Plum Tree Faith wants to change the way we think about God.
Both want to make living on planet earth happier, more enjoyable, and fulfilling.
Change is inevitable, you either play a part in it, or opt out, the choice is yours.
Blossoms
Archpip Plumtree.

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Make Myself Better

Flat on my back with food poisoning, and in the hope of a little sympathy, I tried to talk to 'The Pinkness'. For some time there was no answer, and then I got the message that I was to "make myself better, then we would talk",
   My tummy was painful, with occasional bolts of lightning shooting across it. Bowel movements just gave enough advance warning to make the loo; just! They also adopted a 'chumminess' with my bladder, and I deemed it prudent to sit down rather than stand. This was provident, for every time I went for a pee, they made their own contribution, on one or two occasions with spectacular gusto.
Whoever described this condition as 'the trots' was exquisitely correct. It seems I've sat on that seat more times in three days of illness, than in three years of occupancy.
   The inspiration for the Plum Tree Faith, came from seeing the effect of clearing the clutter from around my plum tree, causing it to blossom and bear fruit. Of course I  wanted to pass this on to others, so that they could rid themselves of clutter, and live a happier life on earth. But thinking of the message from the 'Pinkness' I discovered I had the 'Tailors Son Syndrome', I'd asked everyone to get rid of their ill fitting suits of clutter, but mine which was the worst fit, I continued to wear.
   Clearing the plum tree made it blossom and bear fruit. Once it was free, all it had to do was switch on its automatic program, put there by a close relative of 'The Pinkness', and it bore fruit.
Regrettably, or possibly deliberately, we have no such software, we have to build our own program by using our brains, and my 'default' list is very clear.
   I live with a 'beer gut' weighing some three stones - not a millstone around my neck, but an 'alestone' about my hips. My legs and arms need to be strengthened, so it is diet and exercise for me. I have a dining table, but usually eat with a tray on my lap. Neither coffee nor whisky will 'refresh' a computer keyboard, and a spilled can of beer does not make a manuscript more attractive to a publisher. My filing systems are better suited to an orbiting space station, where one might snatch documents as they float by.
   I am bombarded with new ideas, and take off for the new before finishing the old, which creates thick files of various stories, novels, and cartoons, none of them ready for publishing. The perfect example dates back ten years, when I had sudden desire to lampoon the seven deadly sins. I grabbed scrap paper and a Biro, scribbled down some notes, fired up my computer, logged into  documents and wrote :-
THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS.
Sloth. - - - - - - -
And there it stays.
   Thus there is a need for me to 'Make Myself Better. After I've done so, 'The Pinkness' will resume talking to me. In some far flung celestial attic, there may be a spare Diadem, and should he let me borrow it, I shall write you some stonking prose.
Blossoms and Blessings
Archpip Plumtree
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Friday, September 23, 2016

Pope on Twitter

I just had 'Twitter' news of the Pope blaming journalism for bad news. Somewhat curious at this Catholic concern, reminiscent of the road sign, 'Diversion', I fire off this reply.
The Pope's job, as a principal member of the self appointed agents for our Creator, is to counter such doom with truthful opinions, that we can assume have his Masters approval.
What does the Pope's God have to say about 4 million Syrian refugees? Are his, and all other religions, aware that some person, supposedly acting on behalf of 'their' God, has caused this mayhem?
Although it is a different religion, I read that they claim there is only one God, thus it is the same God as yours..
I ask you, Mr Pope, Mt Archbishop of Canterbury, and your many and varied etc's, what do you believers in God have to say about this?
Don't write back to me; and don't limit the news by preaching  it to your congregation. Walk your brains out of  your cloisters: give them some air, and then spill your thoughts to the considerably larger World outside your churches.
Blessings and Blossoms
Ardchpip Plumtree

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Nessie versus Lambton Worm

A love of life requires people to mix, else some can delude themselves they are superior, others can think themselves inferior, and neither is the case.
There is no greater leveler, than that found in the tossing sprouts contest.
[see www.frederickwebb.co.uk]

To bring about harmony abroad, one must always start close to home, and the idea of the Loch Ness monster, engaging in a sprout tossing contest with the Lambton Worm of Northumbria, must attract interest from all humanitarians.
I would like to elaborate on the many and curious joys to be found in such a contest; but as I'm fully aware of the residual wit of both Jocks and Geordies, let them tell us of this sporting event. Is it between two giants of the human imagination, or some shy immenseness of secretive elusiveness??
This is a blog to make you think and laugh.
Blossoms
Archpip.