'Stand up for Christ's sake. First verse from the gospels of the Prophet Osteopath' in the Book of Ligaments. ['Your knees are made for walking, and that's what they must do, else one of these days the knees will swell; and walk all over you.' N.Sin. voc populii.]
Blossoms upon you Archpip Plumtree, spiritual 'Pip' of plumtreefaith.com'
Archpip Plumtree's Knees stand firm at excorcism!
ReplyDeleteOur Middle East missionary reports that Archpip Plumtree; assisted by his new steel knees, successfully re-sealed Abdul the Black Heart in his sarcophagus. This cask was breached by the ferocious digging of an Afghan labourer, Jahn Chumba Bagwah, known to his chums as JCB. The pointy end of the pick penetrated the sarcophagas and continued on into Abdul's right ear hole. The roar of anguish from this half dead tyrant heralded a twenty years stench of putrid decay and haunting of the club house. Using a microscopic camera, a fuel feed pipe from an old land rover, and readymix; the Archpip was able to manouvre this apparatus down into the foundations and seal up the sarcophagus. His pious words of closure are more quoteable than those of any Pope or Archbishop, as the cement went in he gave this blessing; "Cop an earful of this you stinky bugger".
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