Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Plum Tree Faith: 'My Knees are my Children'

Shufti Sandals, our newsman on the ground in Arabia, files that the Archpip Plumtree carried out an exorcism at the Sandy Palms Golf Club. The Zombie was re-sealed into his sarcophagus with words of piety that are more quotebale than any uttered by either Pope or Canterbury incumbnet. As the top quality readymix was forced down through the foundations, into the coffin and squirted in towards the left auricular organ of the half dead monster, the Archpip piously and with feeling intoned; "Cop an earful of this you stinky bugger"
Blossoms be upon you.
Full story 'The Zombie at the Sandy Palms golf Club'.

Archpip Plumtree sings the song of the Prune. Dedicated to the prevention of premature prunification, this saviour of youthfulness burst into song. Coming soon; 'No matter how young a prune may be, it's always full of wrinkles. - - - - ' Sung in the sort of baritone voice that would make Tom lehrer cry.

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